I am going to see my first black metal show on Friday. I think I will be "that douche that brings a camera to a show to take a blurry picture of the band". I want to document the fact that I attended a show where real goat blood was used. Not just water and food coloring (sorry Gwar).
It has been almost 8 weeks since I have been in Sweden. It has been almost 8 weeks since I have seen a Juggalo. This is truly Valhalla.
No juggalos in Sweden? I can't even drive down the street without running over spent bottles of faygo or empty face paint containers. Saw a 5-Hatchet Man 80's Buick the other day driven by a guy with an Iced Earth tattoo.
ReplyDeleteYou would think that juggalos would flock to sweden to take advantage of the generous welfare stipends and maternity leave. Perhaps they are a distant and retarded cousin of black metal dudes what with the face paint and all.
ReplyDeleteGoat blood. Just as disgusting as any other goat product I imagine.
ReplyDeleteMiss you loads. grr.
And by "sun" you mean "sickness"?
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